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Kitten is appealing to all subs and slaves, she is trying to find a copy of the Masters Handbook, you know the one kitten is referring to, the ‘bible’ that her Master quotes when kitten is teasing Him and He knows she is right * and please lets not go to the who is right, as by all accounts kitten is wrong as she drives on the left, and Master is right as He drives on the right but if kitten is wrong when she is right then surely when she is on the left she is right as right is wrong, see simple kitten logic *

The reason kitten wants this book is she swears it has magic pages, as kitten knows what is on page two this week was not on page two last week, and it usually ends up with kitten owing Master something ! Now kitten not saying that Master is a cheat * kitten thinks He is at times but according to Master He can’t cheat as He is Master and they are His rules, says so in the book page three *

Kitten at this moment owes Master about a quadrillion cuddles and hugs, this she thinks is grossly unfair as His inflation rate is about a million to make up for the economy, that’s not kittens fault !!!! kitten also owes about 1,000 kisses with tongue, hhhmmmm wonder if biting is allowed ? just thinking aloud.

Kitten loves to tease Master, she loves to hear Him laugh and she loves to get Him flustered when she talks really fast as He can’t always understand what kitten is saying, ok will admit to saying slang words at times to confuse Him but its such fun !

Another thing kitten has learnt really quickly is not to try to bargain with Master, He is one smart cookie and kitten always seems to end up owing Him more and when she finally figures out where He twisted her around she will try to renegotiate * ok will take lessons in debating first* kitten thought she was smart (ish) but He leaves her standing, but not in a demeaning way, in a way that makes kitten laugh, and once she starts laughing she has lost the debate if it can be called that,
kitten means how can you have a debate with someone who says “ Its in the Masters Handbook but slaves can’t see it, its invisible ?? “

Why does kitten and Master tease each other ? Is this a sign that kitten is not a slave, that she has no respect for Him ? Is she treating Him like a boyfriend/partner/husband (god forbid on all of them ) No she is treating Master as a person, yes He is Master and apart from a few slips when kitten is hurting kitten treats Master with the respect and honour He is entitled to as her Master but at the same time kitten is not scared of Master, she knows He will never hurt her and she knows He will never punish/abuse/ridicule her and that means kitten can tease Him and she can torment Him as a person does, and it does not have to be sexually orientated, in fact the best laughs are the normal ones and as a Master He does not take offence as it is not meant in that way,

Master is a Man with a high powered job, He is always working hard and He is always helping His slaves, so why can’t kitten lighten His day for Him when she is able ? kitten talks to Master about many things, she has conversations and ideas, she asks questions and remembers things said previously, kitten is a slave yes but she is also a person Master can talk to or not talk to as the need takes, even Masters need conversations at times and not always about sex, lets face it, if that was the only topic then life would be a bit monotonous after awhile.